Get Your Holiday High On at Tri-Healthy! 🎄🎶
There’s a special kind of buzz in the air at Tri-Healthy Hemp Dispensary this season, and we’re not just talking about holiday lights or peppermint lattes. From North Port to Venice, Florida, Tri-Healthy is spreading the holiday cheer with deals so merry they’ll put a twinkle in anyone’s eye. Forget the holiday hustle and bustle—our Holiday High promotion is here to make your season shine, with deals that’ll have you singing our very own Holiday Highs jingle all season long.
We even put together a little Jingle Bells parody to give you a taste of what’s in store:
🎶 Jingle Highs 🎶
(To the tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing to Tri-Healthy,
For a holiday delight,
Grab two Xite bars,
For fifty bucks—alright!
D9 gummies calling,
With a joint to come along,
Stop by our shops in Florida,
It’s where you can’t go wrong!
*Oh, Holiday Highs, Holiday Highs,
Deals to lift your cheer!
In-store only, don’t delay,
These promos end this year! Hey!
Holiday Highs, Holiday Highs,
Black Friday’s on the way!*
Snag an eighth for twenty-five—
From Venice to Niles, hooray!
🎄 Deck the Halls with Deals Galore 🎄
Starting now, Tri-Healthy’s exclusive in-store offers are making the holiday season a little brighter.
First up, for the chocolate lovers: grab two Xite bars for just $50! Perfect for sharing (or not), these bars are guaranteed to take the edge off holiday stress.
If gummies are more your style, buy any D9 THC jar and get a free single joint to add some jingle to your day.
And let’s talk Black Friday, shall we? Just when you thought the deals couldn’t get any sweeter, we’re throwing in an exclusive one-day offer: buy any 1/8th for just $25!
Whether you’re shopping for stocking stuffers or a personal treat, this one-day sale is here to deliver a holiday miracle of its own.
Why Choose Tri-Healthy? 🎁
We don’t just have deals—we have the expertise to back them up. Tri-Healthy’s hemp professionals are here to answer your questions and help you find the perfect product to make your season bright. Come on in, ask questions, and let us be your holiday guides. Whether you're stopping by Venice, Florida, or paying a visit to North Port or Niles, Ohio, our friendly and knowledgeable staff is here to help.
🎶 Second Verse, Same as the First! 🎶
Can’t get enough of the Jingle Highs spirit? Here’s the second verse to keep you humming through the holidays:
Verse 2:
Tri-Healthy’s where to go,
For a season full of cheer,
Our hemp pros have your back,
With knowledge, tips, and gear!
North Port to Niles town,
We’ve got your holiday highs,
Stop in, get lifted, spread good vibes,
And stock up on supplies!
*Oh, Holiday Highs, Holiday Highs,
Deals to lift your cheer!
Come on down, don’t miss out,
Our holiday’s here this year! Hey!
Holiday Highs, Holiday Highs,
From Florida’s sun and sands,*
Tri-Healthy’s got your festive fix,
With deals that beat all brands!
🎄 Stop By Tri-Healthy and Lift Your Holiday Spirit 🎄
This season, bring a little holiday joy—and maybe a little extra relaxation—into your life with Tri-Healthy’s Holiday High promotion. With three locations to choose from—Tri-Healthy Niles in Ohio, Tri-Healthy Venice, and Tri-Healthy North Port in Florida—there’s a friendly team and a fantastic deal waiting for you, just around the corner.
So come on down and let Tri-Healthy make your season a little brighter. Remember, these promotions are in-store only and end on December 31st, so don’t miss out.
And if you’re feeling low, just remember:
“Holiday Highs, Holiday Highs, deals to lift your cheer!”
Happy holidays from Tri-Healthy!