Half-Time Highs: The Secret Playbook to THC Brownies

Half-Time Highs: The Secret Playbook to THC Brownies

Super Bowl Sunday is almost here, and whether your team is winning or you’re just there for the commercials, one thing is certain: snacks are essential. But forget the boring chips and dip—this year, the only brownies that belong in a Super Bowl are THC-infused brownies! If you’re in the North Port, Florida area, swing by our hemp dispensary at 14503 Tamiami Trl Unit C and grab premium THCA flower like Indica Gelato X Kush Mints, Hybrid Mac 1 Smalls, or Sativa Gorilla Glue #4 Smalls. These high-quality strains will elevate your brownies (and your game day) to championship status. Let’s get started!

What’s the Game Plan? Decarb and Butter Up

Before you can bake your brownies, you need to decarboxylate your cannabis to activate the THC and infuse it into butter. Follow these steps:

Step 1: Decarboxylate Your Cannabis

You’ll Need:

  • 1/4 to 1 ounce of THCA flower (like Gelato X Kush Mints or Gorilla Glue #4 Smalls)
  • Baking sheet
  • Parchment paper
  • Oven

Instructions:

  1. Preheat the oven to 240°F (115°C).
  2. Break up the cannabis buds into small pieces without grinding them.
  3. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and spread the cannabis evenly.
  4. Bake for 30–40 minutes, stirring every 10 minutes. The cannabis will turn lightly browned and aromatic.
  5. Let the cannabis cool before using it in your recipe.

Step 2: Make Hemp Butter

You’ll Need:

  • 1 cup unsalted butter
  • 1 cup water
  • Decarboxylated cannabis
  • Saucepan or double boiler
  • Fine mesh strainer or cheesecloth

Instructions:

  1. Melt the butter and water in a saucepan over low heat.
  2. Stir in the decarboxylated cannabis and simmer on low (160–180°F) for 2–3 hours. Stir occasionally.
  3. Strain the mixture through a cheesecloth into a glass container.
  4. Cool the butter, separate it from the water, and store it in the fridge for up to 2 weeks.

 

Step 3: Bake the Brownies

Once you’ve got your THC-infused butter, you’re ready to make brownies that will be the MVP of your Super Bowl spread.

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup cannabis butter
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 4 eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup cocoa powder
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • Optional: 1/2 cup crushed pretzels or potato chips for a salty crunch

Instructions:

  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F (175°C).
  2. In a bowl, whisk the butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until smooth.
  3. Add eggs one at a time, followed by vanilla extract.
  4. Sift together the cocoa powder, flour, baking powder, and salt, then fold into the wet ingredients.
  5. Stir in crushed pretzels or chocolate chips for extra texture.
  6. Pour the batter into a greased 9x13-inch pan and bake for 25–30 minutes.
  7. Let cool before cutting into squares.

Indica, Sativa, or Hybrid? What’s the Difference?

  • Indica: Relaxing and calming—great for winding down during halftime. Try Gelato X Kush Mints for a laid-back vibe.
  • Sativa: Uplifting and energizing—perfect for staying hyped during the game. Gorilla Glue #4 Smalls is a top pick.
  • Hybrid: A balanced effect that keeps you chill without making you sleepy. Mac 1 Smalls is ideal for mixing fun and focus.


Whether you’re rooting for a team or just enjoying the halftime show, these THC-infused brownies are the ultimate game-day treat. Stop by one of our hemp dispensary locations to grab the best THCA flower for your recipe. Visit us in Niles, Ohio (5555 Youngstown Warren Rd), Venice, Florida (248 Tampa Ave W), or North Port, Florida (14503 Tamiami Trl Unit C). Shop online at Tri-Healthy.com to get your supplies delivered. With brownies like these, your Super Bowl party will be unforgettable—just remember to enjoy responsibly!

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