March. The month where winter refuses to leave, taxes loom like a villain in a bad horror movie, and basketball takes over every screen in America. Whether you're stressing over your bracket, dodging unpredictable weather, or just trying to figure out how March has 31 days but still feels like it lasts six months, one thing is clear: March Madness is real—and not just the kind that involves a basketball.
But don’t worry, we’ve got solutions. And no, they don’t involve meditation, drinking more water, or pretending that deep breathing is going to fix everything. We’re talking about THCA pre-rolls—the real MVPs of making it through the madness.
How to Survive March Without Losing Your Mind
1. Coast Through the Chaos with "Kim K’s Butt"
Let’s be honest: March throws some serious curveballs. One day it’s 70 degrees, the next you’re scraping ice off your windshield. Your bracket? Busted before the second round. Your stress level? Through the roof.
Enter Coast THCA Pre-Roll – Kim K’s Butt (Hybrid). This hybrid strain is like a vacation for your brain—balancing you out when life refuses to. Smooth, calming, and just the right amount of uplifting, it’s perfect for when your favorite team just got eliminated and you need a moment to not take it personally.
2. Take the Edge Off with "Crossfaded"
March Madness isn’t just about basketball—it’s also tax season. If the thought of forms, deductions, and why does the IRS hate me thoughts are creeping in, you need to hit pause.
The Coast THCA Pre-Roll – Crossfaded (Sativa) is your go-to for shaking off that stress. It’s energetic, uplifting, and perfect for powering through all those "important" adulting tasks you’d rather ignore. Think of it as your courtside pass to chilling out while still keeping your head in the game.
3. "One Night Stand" for When You Need a Time-Out
Sometimes, the madness wins. The bracket is a disaster, your team is out, your sleep schedule is shot, and you just need to forget March exists for a bit. This is where Coast THCA Pre-Roll – One Night Stand (Indica) comes in.
This indica is the final buzzer on your stress. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, helping you unwind, relax, and sleep like you don’t have a million things to stress about (even if you do).
Final Buzzer: Where to Find These Game-Changers
March Madness is inevitable, but suffering through it? That’s optional. Whether you’re looking to calm the chaos, power through the madness, or just take a much-needed time-out, Tri-Healthy has you covered.
Swing by one of our locations and grab your new favorite way to survive March:
Tri-Healthy Niles, Ohio – 5555 Youngstown Warren Rd, Niles, OH 44446
Tri-Healthy Venice, Florida – 248 Tampa Ave W, Venice, FL 34285
Tri-Healthy North Port, Florida – 14503 Tamiami Trl Unit C, North Port, FL 34287
Or, if you’re too busy questioning why you trusted that underdog team in your bracket, just shop online at Tri-Healthy. Because let’s be real—you need this.
Game on.